29 Funny Wine Quotes For Wine Lovers

Are you looking for some funny wine quotes? Is there anything that wine can’t cure? There are so many wonderful wine quotes but these are just some of my favorites.

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There are so many wonderful wine quotes. I could always use a chuckle so I compiled this list of funny wine quotes you can use for your Instagram captions of Facebook captions.

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Short Funny Wine Quotes

1   “In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.”  ― Napoleon Bonaparte

2   “It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine” ― Brian O’Donnell

3   “The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.”  ― Benjamin Franklin

4   “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”  ― W.C. Fields

5   “Beer is made by men, wine by God.”   ― Martin Luther

6   “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”   ― Anonymous

7   “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”   ― Rumi

8   “She gets to keep the chalet and the Rolls, I want the Montrachet.”   ― Forbes Magazine

9   “Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.”   ― Madeline Puckette

10   “Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.” ― Napoleon Bonaparte

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11   “Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares.”  ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

12   “What wine goes with Captain Crunch?”   ― George Carlin

13   “Life is too short to drink bad wine.”  ― Anonymous

14   “There’s a Riesling for everything.”

15   “One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.” ― Charles Baudelaire

16   “Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.” ― Leon Adams

17   “Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.” ― Alexander Fleming

18   “I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.” ― Basil Fawlty

19   “A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.” ― Kathy Mattea

20   “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” ― Louis Pasteur

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21   “My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough Champagne.” ― Robert Noecker

22   “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”  ― Joan Collins

23   “Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” ― Pope John XXIII

24 “Wine flies when you’re having fun” – unknown

25 “A meal without wine is called breakfast.”

26 “I only drink on wine days that end in y.”

27 “My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.” –Ernest Hemingway

28 “Today’s forecast: sunny with a chance of wine.”

29 “Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.”

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